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The Definition of Insanity
Thoughts on the many ways opportunity costs manifests in footy, Collingwood's handball prevent defence, and some fancy-looking graphs.
Apr 1
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
5
March 2026
Pulling on the Strings
Thoughts on early season hamstring injuries and the Dogs' new defensive tricks.
Mar 25
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
11
The Buffering Wheel
Why Kayo feels so bad.
Mar 23
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
24
9
Has the AFL broken footy?
Thoughts on balance, pluralism, and the AFL's role in maintaining both.
Mar 18
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
18
5
1
How the Swans opened the floodgates
Speed, fatigue, graphs, and other early trends in the first weekly review of 2026.
Mar 10
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
19
11
I wrote a book! Kind of.
All my 2026 season previews – in one place.
Mar 4
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
12
2
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2026 AFL Season Previews: West Coast
It can't go on like this, can it? [Mick McCarthy voice] It can.
Mar 2
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
7
2
2026 AFL Season Previews: Western Bulldogs
The thing about the Dogs is they always try to walk it in.
Mar 1
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
10
1
February 2026
2026 AFL Season Previews: Sydney
Swans can't fly without their best wing.
Feb 28
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
14
10
2026 AFL Season Previews: St Kilda
Freed from (the) Nasiah (speculation) (for a bit).
Feb 27
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
10
2026 AFL Season Previews: Richmond
Investigating the fate of the life-sized camel.
Feb 26
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
6
2026 AFL Season Previews: Port Adelaide
Pouring out one last Pepsi Max for Ken.
Feb 25
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Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo
6
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